Buy a Boring Business: The Codie Sanchez Strategy

Key Takeaways

• Buying an existing business with customers is 80 percent less likely to fail than starting a new one from scratch.
• Boring businesses like laundromats or car washes usually have physical assets you can use to get an SBA (Small Business Administration) loan.
• You can skip the 'startup phase' by looking for owners who are ready to retire and don't have a family member to take over the business.
• Every buyer must file a FinCEN (Financial Crimes Enforcement Network) report within 30 days of taking over a business to avoid heavy daily fines.

Codie Sanchez built a massive following by telling people to stop building flashy apps and start buying car washes. She recently said on X that she is giving away the boring, unglamorous playbooks behind every one of her 30+ businesses. This is a big shift for most new entrepreneurs. Instead of guessing if people want a new product, you buy the business that people are already using. It's the difference between hunting for dinner and buying a grocery store that's already full of food.

If you're tired of the 9-to-5 grind, you might think you need a world-changing idea to quit. You don't. You need cash flow. A boring business like a commercial cleaning crew or a small print shop usually has steady bills and steady customers. When you buy one, you aren't paying for 'potential.' You're paying for the profit that hit the bank account last month. (Disclosure: we may earn a commission if you sign up through our links.)

Why boring is better than brand new

Most startups fail because nobody wants what they're selling.

When you buy a local HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning) business, you know exactly how many people need their heaters fixed in December. The risk is much lower. You can look at the tax returns and the bank statements before you spend a single dollar. If the business made $100,000 in profit every year for the last five years, it will probably do it again next year.

Buying an existing business also gets you the 'stuff.' You get the trucks, the tools, and the team. If you started from zero, you would spend months just trying to find a reliable plumber to work for you. With an acquisition, that plumber is already on the payroll. The Small Business Administration offers specific loans, like the 7(a) program, to help you buy these existing companies with a smaller down payment than a bank would usually ask for.

The retirement wave is your opportunity

Thousands of Baby Boomers own small service businesses and want to retire. Many of them don't have kids who want to take over the family business. This creates a 'silver tsunami' of deals. A solo bookkeeper in Tampa or a 4-person print shop in Ohio might be for sale just because the owner wants to move to Florida and play golf. They aren't selling because the business is bad. They're selling because they're tired.

When you find these owners, you can often negotiate 'seller financing.' This is where you pay the owner a chunk of the price upfront, and then pay them the rest out of the business's future profits. It makes the transition safer for you. If the owner stays on for a few months to show you the ropes, you get a mentor and a business at the same time. Check out our guide on Codie Sanchez: Buy a Profitable Business Instead of Starting One to see how this works in detail.

Finding the hidden value in old businesses

Boring businesses are often run like it's 1995. The owner might still use a paper calendar or a physical filing cabinet. This is your advantage. You can buy a 'boring' business and make it more profitable just by adding basic tech. A simple website or an automated booking system can sometimes double the revenue without adding much work. You don't need to be a tech genius. You just need to know how to use a smartphone better than a 70-year-old business owner.

(I once saw a landscaping company that did all their billing by hand-writing invoices. The new owner switched to Square and caught $4,000 in unpaid bills that the old owner simply forgot to follow up on.) This is the 'boring' profit Sanchez talks about. You aren't inventing a new way to cut grass. You're just running the business better than the person before you.

The legal paperwork you cannot skip

Buying a business isn't just shaking hands and taking the keys. You need to make sure you're buying the assets without taking on the old owner's hidden debts. You'll need to set up your own LLC (Limited Liability Company) to hold the business. Once you take over, you've to report who owns the company to the government. This is a new rule that caught many owners off guard recently.

You must file a Beneficial Ownership Information report with fincen.gov to stay legal. If you skip this, the fines can be hundreds of dollars per day. Don't let a boring business become a legal nightmare because you forgot one form. If you're worried about how to set this up, reading about 4 LLC Mistakes That Quietly Pierce Your Shield can help you avoid common traps during your first month.

Search for 'bizbuysell' or talk to a local business broker to see what's for sale in your town this week.

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